About Apocalyptic Board Shop
Gear Up Before It’s Too Late
They said the end was near.
They were wrong.
It’s already here.
We started Apocalyptic Board Shop with a simple mission:
Outfit the survivors.
Not just with decks that won’t crumble mid-bomb. Not just with gear that holds up when the city grid doesn’t.
But with apparel and hardgoods worthy of the wasteland.
We’re skaters.
We’ve snapped boards in parking lots.
Gripped decks under flickering lights.
Pieced together a complete setup from three broken ones.
We know the gear matters—because we’ve survived on it.
Why We Exist
When the big-box stores burn down, what’s left?
You. Us. The prepared.
Apocalyptic Board Shop is here for the riders who want more than generic logos and hollow hype.
We’re building a brand that blends function, fire, and full send—and doesn’t pretend skating should ever feel safe.
We’ll always carry legit skate gear, but our apparel is core to the movement.
Not just something to ride in—but to make a statement—when everything else is static.
The Future? We’re Just Getting Started
Just like John in Revelation, we’re seeing the future—
and it’s fire, grit, and chaos stitched into every drop.
We’ve got more collapse-certified apparel, more gear that survives the grind,
and a few things in development that might just shake the foundations.
If you’re still reading this:
You’re one of us.
Welcome to the wasteland.
Check your wheels.
Grip your deck.
And look good doing it.
☣️ Gear Up Here
(If the page is still online, it’s not too late.)